I. THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER POLITICIANS

OR PROSECUTORS BEFORE ME

II. THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP THE FAKE NEWS

PRAISE ONLY THE LORD THY TRUMP-TRUTH

III. THOU SHALT NOT SPEAK NEGATIVELY OF LORD TRUMP LEST HE SPITE THEE

IV. REMEMBER HIS SUPREME COURT NOMINEES AND KEEP THEM HOLY – AFTER ALL THE TRUMP JUSTICES BESTOWED THE POWER OF ALMIGHTY IMMUNITY

V. THOU SHALT IGNORE ALL TRUMP HUSH MONEY PAYMENTS TO PORN STARS, PLAYMATES, AS WELL AS ANY BUSINESS FRAUD

“THESE COMMANDMENTS SHALL HANG IN EVERY SCHOOL JUST AS MY TRUMPITES INTENDED TO HANG THE TRAITOR MIKE PENCE”

VI. THOU SHALT NOT KILL UNLESS THE LORD THY TRUMP COMMANDS IT BY PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY

VII. THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY UNLESS SHE IS A TEN AND THY NET WORTH IS ONE-BILLION DOLLARS OR GREATER

VIII. THOU SHALT NOT TAKE A KNEE FOR ANY CAUSE OR TOPIC – SAVE OBEDIENCE TO LORD TRUMP

IX. THOU SHALT NOT BEAR WITNESS TO LORD TRUMP’S CRIMMINAL ACTS LEST YE BE INCARCERATED FOR RETRIBUTION (REVENGE)

X. THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR’S WIFE. ONLY LORD TRUMP IS ALLOWED TO COVET 

– THANK YOU JUSTICE THOMAS

“IT’S ALL LEGAL NOW!